Our very low standards
We believe a home is for living in. Unfortunately, people keep doing that.
Terrible Housewife is for the person with a laundry chair, a favorite takeout order, and no interest in pretending otherwise.
We make dry little admissions you can wear, carry, or drink coffee from. A uniform for doing your best, which varies considerably by day.
Less perfect. More you.
This is not a test of how well you keep a house. It is an invitation to stop grading yourself. You do not need to be a wife, a parent, or even vaguely domestic to get the joke.
The name is self-deprecating. The welcome is sincere.
A small collection. A clear point of view.
Every design starts with something recognizably human: the unfolded laundry, the optimistic grocery shop, the dinner someone else cooked. Restrained lettering. Useful things. Jokes that do not need explaining.
Everything Ink is our production and fulfillment partner. Our first collection is being developed with their capabilities in mind.